I'm on the football team. Schnoo.

And now I'm trying to keep her from jumping and climbing over everything.

Which is proving to be most difficult.

I ARE 14 TODAY.

AIN'T THAT KEWL

I can honestly say that being sick really fucking sucks. I've been in bed for about 3 days waiting for my fever to go down, and for my cold to go away.

I hate being fucking sick.

Merry Chrismahaunakwanza/Happy Birthday Jesus!

I got a new sword, Guitar Hero IV, and a video camera.

What did you guys get?

Ok. I am going to try and get this catchphrase into a contest for a blogger who kicks ass. The site is right here, and you should read it. Not for kiddies though. But since when does that stop us? XD

Ok. My entry is...

Bitchy on the outside, slutty on the inside.

Again, she kicks all kinds of ass.

Hi! I'm ashfrupt! I'm a little 9-year-old douchebag who thinks trolling is fun! I like to give people shit because I got corrected on a small typo in a review for a great game! I like to insult Wade and get screamed at by him for it! I like to send my friends to troll other peoples newsposts because I'm a belligerent cunt! Flame me pl0x you fucking arsefag fuckfuckfuckshitfuckurmumfuck!

Three words.

L.
O.
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Happy Madness Day Newgrounds!

BTW: I got my eyes dilated for my eye exam, and I'm gonna need glasses. Not fun. I could barely see for 3 hours.

OK, I need to get this out. I need to rant on something. What? The YouTube community. Why YouTube? Because it is filled with so many IDIOTS, SPAMMERS, RACIST FUCKS, AND TROLLS, THAT I WANT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT WITH A SPORK! *takes a tranquilizer pill* Ok. Now, first off, I am going to say something about all the idiots who think they're cool by ripping off famous game reviewers (IrateGamer). IrateGamer seems to enjoy blatantly plagiarizing James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. Many people have pointed this out by making videos comparing the two. One of the things I noticed was his stealing of the AVGN's famous "Shitload of fuck" quote. He has said multiple times that he does NOT take quotes and ideas from James, and that he was around before Mr. Rolfe was. *smile* BULLSHIT. JAMES WAS AROUND WAY BEFORE THIS COCKFACE SHOWED UP, AND ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE SHOULD BE SHOT, STABBED, AND RUN OVER BY A TRUCK. *takes another tranquilizer* ahem...Sorry. Anyways...And i have another bone to pick with one certain reviewer. Sizzler07. The kid who got YouTube to hate his fat ass when he did his famous Contra review. He said that Contra sucked because it was "Too hard", and he couldn't get through the first stage without dying. While I admit Contra is hard, and I doubt that my noob skills couldn't beat it, I wouldn't say the game sucked because of it. Also, his Mortal Kombat review was horrendous. He said, "OK, it says "Press START. I press the A, B, and C buttons, nothing. 1, 2 , 3...nothing. Guess I'll do what it says and press START...." His stupidity there made me want to shoot my computer. Now, I need to rant about a SEPARATE part of YouTube's community. The users in general. There are SOME intelligent people, but they are lost in a flood of trolls, retards, idiots, and racist fucks. I've seen many videos on which the comments degrade into pointless flame wars that have nothing to do with the video itself. I've seen one video in particular, in which the flame war rivaled that of a conversation on 4chan. One guy said, "Can we please just stop the flaming? It's getting out of hand." The next comment was, "u can go and fucking die n****r. u cant handle teh fatc that we like to sware and you cant handle that. n****r n****r n****r." I almost shot my computer I was so overwhelmed by the idiocy. I've seen threads on the BBS talking about this, but this was just the absoloute EPITOME of ignorance and idiocy. I've seen idiots, but this transcended every boundary and standard I had for them. Now, I need to go outside and scream to clear my head. Comment if you want. I don't expect this to be warmly welcomed to the NG community. See ya.